Paper Squares Needed
As my first blog on this site blogger.com, I feel it appropriate to speak of other firsts. Today, because the action could not be avoided, I stole (let's say "borrowed" with no plans to return) a roll of toilet paper from the school library. Fortunately I avoided a catostrophic slip when I stepped in a small puddle on the way to stall 3, but I'm sure the bad karma will reach me soon enough. Some of you (the guys especially) are probably bewildered that I could possibly be a Senior, yet have only stolen/borrowed this one roll when a majority make this a common practice. Well, I'll explain. I simply don't like the paper that the school purchases. I don't think one could even consider it 1 ply. Its more like half-ply or quarter-ply. However, thievery was the only logical option. I had a very busy weekend and couldn't make time. I had to watch the second half of the first season of "Lost." That takes longer than you think when you consider the Final episode is actually a "2 hr. special." Ok...yes I could have purchased a roll or eight earliar in the week when I made my trip to Algood Wal-Mart, but I bought the last eight rolls (I'm talking double-ply). Its not my turn!
1 Comments:
Old Sammy U had bad TP too! Is Cookeville really that boring on the weekends these days? What happened to the fussball table at the FIGI House?
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