Justine Henin-Haryoukiddingme
In the words of Celine Dion, "Its all coming back...coming back to me now."
I may have recieved the biggest roostering in the history of sports betting. I chose the underdog Amelie Mauresmo to upset Kim Clijsters. While Kim tried to change directions to reach the ball she twisted her ankle and was forced to retire from what was later discovered to be a torn ligament. Although Mauresmo was serving at 3-2 for the final set, I recieved no action on my bet. At least Mauresmo made it past the semis and into the finals. I had another bet on her at 4-1 odds to beat big favorite in small package Justine Henin-Hardenne. Mauresmo won the first set 6-1 and was up 2-0 in the second set win Justine decided she had had enough schooling and needed to go home due to a presumed tummy ache. Again leaving me with no action on my bet. Unbelievable!! After my spectacular rainman-like predictions, I come away with nothing. Naturally I was extremely upset with Justine. A tummy ache? Who retires in the finals of a grand slam tennis tournament because of a tummy ache? In 40 years of grand slam tennis, only 4 people have retired in the finals. I can assure you for much better reasons than a tummy ache.
As a child I played on one the premier little league teams in the city. I may have been of more use working at Premier Catering or Premier Body Repair. (which reminds me, I put a small dent in Connie's car two nights ago...woops!) If getting a single hit (a triple) says anything to you...we'll don't say anything. With two outs in the 9th inning, my team needed me to get a hit. I made up my mind that my tummy hurt to bad for me to even stand in the batters box. Out number three! To all those that played on my team, I apologize for the roostering.
I guess Karma does exist.
I may have recieved the biggest roostering in the history of sports betting. I chose the underdog Amelie Mauresmo to upset Kim Clijsters. While Kim tried to change directions to reach the ball she twisted her ankle and was forced to retire from what was later discovered to be a torn ligament. Although Mauresmo was serving at 3-2 for the final set, I recieved no action on my bet. At least Mauresmo made it past the semis and into the finals. I had another bet on her at 4-1 odds to beat big favorite in small package Justine Henin-Hardenne. Mauresmo won the first set 6-1 and was up 2-0 in the second set win Justine decided she had had enough schooling and needed to go home due to a presumed tummy ache. Again leaving me with no action on my bet. Unbelievable!! After my spectacular rainman-like predictions, I come away with nothing. Naturally I was extremely upset with Justine. A tummy ache? Who retires in the finals of a grand slam tennis tournament because of a tummy ache? In 40 years of grand slam tennis, only 4 people have retired in the finals. I can assure you for much better reasons than a tummy ache.
As a child I played on one the premier little league teams in the city. I may have been of more use working at Premier Catering or Premier Body Repair. (which reminds me, I put a small dent in Connie's car two nights ago...woops!) If getting a single hit (a triple) says anything to you...we'll don't say anything. With two outs in the 9th inning, my team needed me to get a hit. I made up my mind that my tummy hurt to bad for me to even stand in the batters box. Out number three! To all those that played on my team, I apologize for the roostering.
I guess Karma does exist.